Thursday, July 10, 2014
Maleficent (2014) ★★★
Well, I don't watch cartoons, like, ever. So, I only vaguely know the old story of Sleeping Beauty and thank goodness they came out with a real version!!
Angelina Jolie, who just so happens to also be my favorite person in the entire world, played her role of Maleficent absolutely magnificent! (Haha. I had to! ...sorry) The character was brave and strong and fierce, and her gentle edge peeped through enough to make you smile and love her.
I'm giving this movie a solid three stars, but seriously, come on Hollywood! Did the "cute guy factory" just stop dishing them out or what??! Geez! I know Angelina is on a level all her own, but you've gotta get someone who's at least CLOSE on her looks scale or it's just pathetic. I'm just sayin!
And Elle Fanning, sorry hun, but I wanted to wipe that stupid smile off her face the whole time! "Look happy" and "look like a doll with a permanent smile painted on" are two completely different things!
Angelina Jolie. Stay just the way you are!! Perfectness.
Describing Words: a different look at a classic story, quirky, exceptional, enrapturing
Who Should I Take?: your babysitters club, your family and friends, your grandma, your cousin, your aunt
Do I recommend this movie to you?: For. Sure. This is going to be one of my favorites of 2014 and I know I'll be watching it again as soon as it comes out on iTunes!
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